Thursday, October 7, 2010

I can't snap with any of my fingers but my right pinky.

Tuesday, October 5, 2010

...And I already broke that promise.
I promise today will be the last time I write "xxxx.blagspot.com."

Wednesday, September 29, 2010

I totally forgot this existed. Hello, friend.

Saturday, July 31, 2010

Well my death machine is so far a failure.

I finally managed to compile a huge list of facial, thumb print, vocal, and DNA recognitions on a microscopic level for every recorded civilian in 37 countries. However, the only options on its operating system for programming who to eradicate are to add someone individually, or add all. And if I chose to add all, I cannot uncheck myself, which would be detrimental to the whole operation.

You all are safe until I can fix this. I will probably have to reconfigure the operating system or make a new one from scratch.

I will update with more info as I make progress.

Saturday, July 3, 2010

I forgot to post for a while.

Wednesday, June 9, 2010

I think it would be stupid if anyone questioned my "true colors" because I only have one and everyone knows what it is.

Tuesday, June 1, 2010

Often when I am frustrated I will intentionally rebel against my own idiosyncrasies.

Sunday, May 30, 2010

My most recent test with the Collatz conjecture:

1001
3004
1502
751
2254
1127
3382
1691
5074
2537
7612
3806
1903
5710
2855
8566
4283
12850
6425
19276
9638
4819
14458
7229
21688
10844
5422
2711
8134
4067
12202
6101
18304
9152
4576
2288
1144
572
286
143
430
215
646
323
970
485
1456
728
364
182
91
274
137
412
206
103
310
155
466
233
700
350
175
526
263
790
395
1186
593
1780
890
445
1336
668
334
167
502
251
754
377
1132
566
283
850
425
1276
638
319
958
479
1438
719
2158
1079
3238
1619
4858
2429
7288
3644
1822
911
2734
1367
4102
2051
6154
3077
9232
4616
2308
1154
577
1732
866
433
1300
650
325
976
488
244
122
61
184
92
46
23
70
35
106
53
160
80
40
20
10
5
16
8
4
2
1

As you can see, it worked.

Friday, May 28, 2010

I am obligated to post so that I will have 12 posts with it dividing evenly into April and May.

Thursday, May 27, 2010

I have a fondness for nouns that end in -city. Here are some examples:

Audacity
Voracity
Tenacity
Capacity
Ferocity
Bodacity
Velocity
Atrocity
Vivacity
Fumacity
Veracity
Ceracity


I think what makes these words attractive to me is how they sound in their adjective form.

Wednesday, May 26, 2010

Makeup is execrable.

Monday, May 24, 2010

These are my eating habits:

When I am eating a meal, I judge the approximate quantity of the food in front of me. I consider things like mashed potatoes to be an indefinite quantity. After surveying my food, I begin eating the food with the highest quantity until there is 1 of it left, unless it's indefinite (in which case I consume it first, and I consume all of it). Then, I move on to the food with the next highest quantity, and repeat. Once there is 1 of each thing left, I eat my food from left to right.

I just thought you all should know.

Saturday, May 22, 2010

When I'm listening to music and I have to cough or sneeze, I try to synchronize it to the rhythm of the song.

Saturday, May 1, 2010

Even though I like sour cream, it slows down my rate of consumption when I eat a burrito.

Tuesday, April 27, 2010

I don't understand why people insist on using the possessive form of a proper noun following the preposition, "of."

Friday, April 23, 2010

Tuesday, April 20, 2010

I hate minimal-skill tests. I over-think test questions so much that I get them "incorrect" when technically I am correct.
Happy birthday to Hitler and the Columbine massacre.

And I don't smoke.

Sunday, April 18, 2010

When two people accidentally converge paths while walking in the hallway, why do some insist on moving to the left when the social protocol is to move to the right?

Saturday, April 17, 2010

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?